I'm not really an idiot skateboarder punk. I'm really a 47 year old falafel merchant from Calcutta named Sanji. One day I was bored and thought I'd try being a troll.

I'm sorry for being an annoyance.

NOW you're entertaining.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Ozzy eats people like you.

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I make shitty comics. I have proof. Just read them.

I knew it all along...

You too!? God, what are the chances?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

What's falfel? Is it just a fun to say nonsense word like sproingy?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Main Entry: fa·la·fel
Pronunciation: f&-'lä-f&l
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural falafel
Etymology: Arabic falAfil
Date: 1950
: a spicy mixture of ground vegetables (as chick-peas or fava beans) formed into balls or patties and then fried

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sounds good. I believe I wil masticate one, ingest it, and evacuate the remnants out of my anus. Who's with me?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

A merchant from Calcutta once tried to test me. I ate his falafel with fava beans and a nice chianti. ffpffpffpffpffpffp

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I think chianti is way too heavy a wine for pairing with falafel.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'd be more impressed if you did that in backwards order.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Seen that Southpark episode?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Seen that Red Dwarf episode?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Enough of it to be sufficiently grossed out, and to reinforce my opinion that it's an incredibly pointless -- and disgusting -- show.

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This is not my empire.

The show's funny as hell and growing funnier. I can see some people being grossed out by it, but I always pictured those people as balding 9-5ers.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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I'm not really an idiot skateboarder punk. I'm really a 47 year old falafel merchant from Calcutta named Sanji. One day I was bored and thought I'd try being a troll.

I'm sorry for being an annoyance.

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