For Dan Lucas by allenhenderson 7-13-02

Great some guy with the same name as me is making comics! It's not me dammit it's someone else! Even though you've told me that I will always associate those comics with you. I kind of liked them anyway. Maybe I should start hanging out with this OTHER Dan Lucas. Amnesia dust! Yaaaa! It burns! Hey that wasn't amnesia dust at all. GAAAA! AGONY!!

Let them eat brains by allenhenderson 7-13-02

Jeez Allen sorry about using zombie dust on you instead of amnesia dust. BRAINS! Muh.... I'd slay you and put your tormented soul to rest but I know deep down you'd want to go on like this. Heee..

Those wacky zombies by allenhenderson 7-13-02

Thanks a lot Zombie Allen, I come to visit you in your new lair and you bite me. Now I'm going to become a wraith. Gaaa... *SIGH* Hee... Zombie sex had better be what you've talked it up to be. BRAINS!

Brain brains bo brains by allenhenderson 7-13-02

Allen!? Dan Lucas!? You're undead! What the hell! I thought we were going for some midnight laser tag in the old abandoned warehouse. BRAINS! Allen thinks Rick brains will be the tastiest brains of all, Rick. Actually, um, in high school my superlative was "Most likely to have the least tastiest brains." GAH! Rick just let Allen eat your brains and get it over with.

Stuck in the middle with poo by allenhenderson 7-13-02

Great, zombie Allen ate my brains and now I have to forever roam the earth as an undead Rick lich. Rarrrarr.. NO I will absolutely NOT send you the original Japanese Final Fantasy II rom translated into English now, you brain-eating zombie bastard. RAA! Wow, cool! Does it have any new plot lines?

[Click to view comic: 'brains4zombies.com']
[Click to view comic: 'Scene 14: Cut to Nick Cage getting boned by Harvey Feinstein']
[Click to view comic: 'How many points on my license for 60 in a handicapped space?']
[Click to view comic: 'Nintendo is Japanese for "eye cancer"']

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www.allenhenderson.com

I love you.Will you bare my children?

I pray on my mother's grave that this was a misspelling.

* (enter Catholic Priest joke here) *

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

If I were an ocean chocobo, I would so fuck with the mountain chocobos watching me on the shore. I'd wave my little chocobo ass at them and yell chocobo obscenities at them.

And then maybe dad would love me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.