She left her underwear at my house.

My mother doesn't wear underwear.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

'Cause they don't make 'em that big.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

'Cause you left skidmarks on 'em.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I translated a "yo momma" joke into Portugese and back into English on Babelfish, and although I don't remember the whole thing, "yo momma so fat" came out as "the breast of yo thus fat person."

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What others say about boorite!

So, I'm a big joke on Babelfish, eh?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)