Found this humorous pic on Hardocp. Not sure if its caption material, but fun none the less.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

- Chrysler's "Yakster" concept vehicle proved unpopular at the auto show.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

- "Yes, eez tow truck. Good tow truck? You want tow? Eh? Why you laugh? You want tow, Yankee?"

- "International Harvester, a company with humble beginnings, and yet with engineering values ahead of it's time."

- "Now THAT was a motherfucking car crash, bro! Whoo!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

- But, alas, the ASPCA stepped in and shut Farmyard Wars down.

- Finding they had no carrot, they used the ever-efficient threat of forced buttlove to propel the beast onward. Secretly, Than hoped the beast would stop moving. It had been so long. So very, very, long.

- Since Than had seen Titantic, he knew the passengers on the lower decks had the least chance of escaping a sinking. But he was in a car, he knew, and was just being paranoid. Then, suddenly...

- After Bert and Alice took the car for a test drive, they knew they wanted it. But they would soon come to regret having never looked under the hood.

- When this vehicle took a corner too quickly and tipped, Firestone once again fell under suspicion.

- What is it, Mulder?
Hell if I know, Scully. File it under H for Hoopdy.

And for the over 50 crowd:

- Was this trip really necessary?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

--Li'l Pete the cart driver and his bull, Big Pete, demonstrate the new "cab over Pete" design.

(yoy know you're in trouble when your joke depends on knowledge of diesel tractor styles...)

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What others say about boorite!

-Like most vehicles, this model has some trouble starting up in the morning.
-"STAY ON YOUR SIDE!"
-NEVER tell the joke about the donkey that pulls the truck cab in Laos. Seriously. Don't.
-Joke about horsepower omitted for being hackneyed. DIE TRITE JOKE!
-"And to your left, you can see the desolate, homeless former dot-com employees!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.