my 1rst serie's, tell me what you think

the mach of the centary part 1 by fuck 7-04-02

rar!! who the fuck aer yo?? im tobor the giannt ass rapping robot, i rape peepels ass's o no you dont, rapping peepel is my shtik!! we must hve a big rape off to deiside who the best rappist!! raaar tobor will cortn hole you!! hoar ill fuckin nale youre pink ass you fuckin slut of a slut

the mach of centary part 2 by fuck 7-15-02

my peenis is sharper then anny sorrd!! 1rst youd beter stop wavving it arond like a fether duster ive got a long-sharp leson for you too lern too day and ive got a litel TIP for yuo, get the PONTi?? you rape likke a darey farmr!! how aproporitare, you rape like a cow!!

the mach of the centary part 3 by fuck 7-15-02

my hancarcheiff wil wipe up youre seeman!! so you got that job as a janniter after al my peenis is famos all ovver the carrabein!! to bad no ones evver herd of YOU at al!! ive rapped ape's more pollite then you!! im glad to here you atended youre fammly reunoin!!

the mach of the centary part 4 by fuck 7-15-02

im tyred of all this vialance. why dont we just make love like any lovving cople?? ok that sond's like a good idae!! wait hear wile i go put on a ruber wate untill he turn's arond and then... EAT COCK, FUCKHOLE!! ah!!

mach of the centary part 5 by fuck 7-15-02

helo im a bald man, whares my frend tobor?? i thogt i saw him arond hear im dont no how to brake this too you, but im afrade i rapped him to deth like the fillthy ho he is o no!! tobor was my only frend, waht will i do with out him!! sob sob sob im sory. it was verry qick, he didnt even sufer wil you pleese be my new best frend?? i dont no. do you have a tite pusy??

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*Swoons!*

Bravo! And to think the public school systems push this 'Shakespeare' nonsense.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I've got a friend who would find this series very amusing. I'd tell him about it, but I'm afraid the prison he's in doesn't allow inmates access to the internet...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

What??? Where is he supposed to get porn???

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I smuggle magazines to him by means of hiding them in large, calorie-packed chocolate cakes...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

hey no one exept drex + its clark + shadowarse said any thing aboput my serie's, do's that meen the rest of you didnt like it??

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I liked it.

What??? Where is he supposed to get porn???

I don't know what kind of wimpy prisons they have down under, but round these parts the prisoners don't need porn - the real thing is readily available.

parts 3 and 4 were just stolen from monkey island.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I didn't bother to read after the first one. It sucked, and with YOUR name attached, it was bound to get worse. I only came back to watch the other users mock you ruthlessly.

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This is not my empire.

How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

Shadowarse? Very original...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Shadowarse? Very original...

Fuck doesnt do originality. He just does rapping.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"