Rate these and give me some input...

Pole Puffin Pete goes to town... by cgizzy 7-16-02

Dickie ponders the question.. Do you ever consider getting a new partner? Sounds like a good idea... but my partner is so good for me... Jonnie might get replaced.... Hey Jonnie, I dont love you anymore, its over.. Ha ha, is that so? You say this all the time when you smoke that dope.... Jack gets licked.. I love it when you let me lick your asshole Jack, I think we should get married... He comes over her licks my anus and now wants to marry me, whats next is he going to want to have a 3-some with a girl?

The telekinetic slutbag! by cgizzy 7-16-02

The adventures of Jim and the Telekinetic whore! Do you wanna have sex with me? You know it ya big stallion. Will Jim get his just desserts? Watch and see... Now lay down and I will get ready, gotta spray down the old crotch with some Raid.. oh fuck yes i can finally put this hammer to good use! The whore always gets her way... But not next time! Ouch what the fuck was that for? Shouldn't have tried to nail my backdoor shut big guy...

The dude that didnt like oral sexual pleasures.. (Smart guy) by cgizzy 7-16-02

The dude wants to get it done... Oh baby lets make out! Ok! I like kissing you. He trys to cop a feel but fails... Come on baby how come you're pushin my hands away? Because I'm not ready! He tells her like it is... Well can I just give you oral? And we'll call it even? Fuck you ya dirty whore bag. I dont like oral and you can take your fat ass back home where ya belong biatch.

Chris fucks Eileen by cgizzy 7-15-02

Chris is lookin for some action Whats up Bitch? Not much Chris what the fuck are you up to? Chris is about to go on a journey he may regret... Not much Dave just lookin for some of my bitches you seen em? Sorry Chris, I havent seen any of them today, you oughta check the whore house on Lock St. you'll wanna ask for this new bitch named Eileen. Chris gets her done, but gets a gift he will never lose... Hey are you Eileen? haha Come on Eileen! Come on Eileen! like the song... Now listen bitch I dont want you to suck my dick cause thats gross, lets just fuck and lemme stick it in your butt. Well I like oral but fucking and ass sex is cool too, lets go!

The little troop that could... by cgizzy 7-15-02

Alien hooks it up... Hey baby wanna fuck? Ahhh Im a dude! Alien trys to make his move C'mere I just wanna give you some lovin! Fuck No! I dont want your probe in my ass! Alien does the deed... Well can I at least give you a dirty sanchez? Well.... Ok! You've got me!

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If it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back...

I rate you an illiterate fucking retard.

Shoot yourself in the face, twice, with bullets, etc etc...

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Dad was flammable

RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL GIVE YOU SOME INPUT!!! TURN AROUND AND GRAB ANKLES!!!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I think what these very kind people are trying to tell you is that you posted a "Read My Damn Comics" post in a non-"Read My Damn Comics" forum. If I wanted people to "Read My Damn Comics", I believe I would post them in a forum called, appropriately enough, "Read My Damn Comics".

Otherwise, you show yourself to be -- as Drexle so subtlely put it -- an illiterate moron, who should -- as Tobor requested -- Grab your ankles, after which you might -- as Kajun said -- shoot yourself in the face, twice, etc. etc.

I, however, am not so abrasive. I will not tell you to Shut up and Die. Instead, I'll just say this:

Use the right forum, you brainless gimp!

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This is not my empire.

Do I win?

Your input on these 1: Input on DexX's "forumusers" by Mr_Jass 7-17-02

While this guy is quite useful in most situations, he works quite awkward on a black background. This piece of art is useful not only in that it is currently the only cat character, it also alows us to make a dream comic where kaufman suddenly combusts into flames for no particular reason. This one sucks.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Kaufman never spontaneously combusts without a reason. by kaufman 7-17-02

Really, there's always a reason. Here I catch fire spontaneously for comic surprise. This is to get rid of the trees that fell in my yard. Burn, baby, burn. Here I'm warming up for a comic in which I make 15 fire puns. Did you find them all? Oops. Wirthling just torched my house again. Tell me the truth. Do you like this look? It goes so well with my hair, wouldn't you say? Delousing the cat.

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Random Comic! Spontaneousness by Scyess 3-15-02

Dude, watch this! Spontaneous combustion! Is this cool or what!! It's not really spontaneous if you planned it. Damn, this guy is hard to impress.

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"Old" is the old new.

BAD DONKEY! by ObiJo 7-17-02

Just wait till I get my hands on him! BAD DONKEY! *THWACK* OUCH, BITCH! So then what? So then I spontaneously combusted, but he said that since I planned it...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You knew it would come to this.

Cowboy Combustion by kaufman 7-17-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate phlogiston by themselves." Ha, ha. I reckon you was misinformed.

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Cowboy Physiques by ObiJo 7-18-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Funny.

I think that's my first cowboy physics toon.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Modern Marvels by boorite 7-18-02

Reed! Check out the fantastic powers I got from the cosmic rays. Flame on! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH! So I guess it's the Fantastic Three, then?

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What others say about boorite!

The adventures of Death#2 by boinky33 6-28-02

Come with me.....You have died of spontanious combustion. What are you talking about?......I feel f................. Hmmm...I'm early....Satan will be pleased!

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THE DIARRHEA MONSTER IS AFTER ME!

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He only wants me...The fresh blood of a virgin!!!!

Well who do you think I'm telling to run?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

While RMDC is technically the forum I should be posting to, this comic *does* seem to fit the direction this thread has taken...

Infernal Combustion by flickguy 7-18-02

Mind if I smoke? Not at all. Thanks.

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