... and then it went way too far.

Random Comic! Failing to Tempt Death by Scyess 7-18-02

**sigh** It's long past time I ended my miserable existence. This sucks. Every day, day-in, day-out, it's nothing but death, death, death. Man, this is getting old. Ah! The angel of death is here to take me! Go on! I'm ready! Forget it. I'm tired of the daily grind. As of right now, I am officially on vacation. Tahiti, here I come. YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE I PEIRCED MY FRONTAL LOBE WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE! Ass.

Random Comic! Interview with Death by Scyess 7-19-02

So, Mr. Death. People seem to stereotype you as the ender of life, the reaper of souls, the bringer of death. How do you deal with such attitudes? ----***ZAP!***---- Honestly, Ted, it used to bother me, but since then I feel I've grown as a person and come to realize I'm content with myself as long as I AM myself, and that has helped a lot.

Random Comic! Flirting with Death by Scyess 7-19-02

Hi there. I just LOVE the whole cloak-and-sickle thing, you know? Do you come to this park often? ----***ZAP!***---- *sigh* She was cute, too.

Random Comic! Death Defying by Scyess 7-19-02

Clarece! It is your time! Haha! Missed me! Dang, these little Asian girls are quick.

Random Comic! Morbid Fascination with Death by Scyess 7-19-02

Oooo... Neat. Cut it out.

[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Kiss of Death']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Death Warmed Over']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Done to Death']

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Ooo... missed one.

Death's Second Cousin by Scyess 7-18-02

**KNOCK KNOCK** Come in! AAAHHH! NNNOOOO!!! It's the Angel of Death, coming to take me away! No, actually, I'm Death's second cousin, the Angel of Broken Knee Caps. Ow. Maybe next time you'll find a way to pay back your loans more expediently, eh?

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Good stuff. :)

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Thanks for the laughs.

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My eyes are bleeding!