It's big, it's bad... it takes forever to load. It's a tag-team series between me and ObiJo. Interesting what two people who should have better things to do can accomplish when they write a series together with totally different goals:

Death at the Door by ObiJo 7-20-02

DING DONG Whos's there-air? De-eth. We're all stocked up, but thanks. I told him we're all stocked up! hee hee!

Series with ObiJo: Death at the Door ][ by Scyess 7-20-02

*DING DONG* *DING DONG* *DING DONG* *DING DONG* *DING DONG* *DING DONG* *DING DONG* Dammit, I told you, we already got o- ----***ZAP!***---- Like I don't hear enough goddam Monty Python quotes from Cthulhu without having to get them from you mortal bastards, too.

Series with Scyess: Death at the Door ][ by ObiJo 7-21-02

Zut alors! You killed Pierre! My brother! My twin! My life! Yup. At least spare me so I can carry on the BrrCHUHlaCHUHraCHUH family name. You're in luck, Cecil. The EPA only lets me burn one frenchy a month. So you can live, but must become my stinky french sidekick. I agree, but prefer to be called Pierre Deux, in memory of my brother. Gotta go with a negatory on that one, Cees. Now spritz me.

Series with ObiJo: Death's New Sidekick by Scyess 7-21-02

Forget it. I'm not even forty! You're not taking ME to the afterlife without a fight. Well, I guess I could make an exception for you THIS time. I will let you live forever, but on one condition. You will be constantly followed by this French person, who will incessantly explain why any given French thing is better than_every_other_thing, ever. Oo... French food is best, and French women, and French cigarettes, and French tampons, and French oxygen... Ugh. I can smell him from here. Just take me now. Heh heh... Satan will have to whip out his mink coat when he hears I've found a useful Frenchman.

Death at the Door ][ - Halloween Edition by ObiJo 7-21-02

DING DONG Well aren't you a scary monster! Now here's one for you, and one for your stinky foreign friend. SLAM Tootsie Rolls? She lives.

This numbering mistake was actually all ObiJo's fault:
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"Old" is the old new.

What the hell's that supposed to mean!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

That gives it the "The Odd Couple" sort of feeling. Okay, it's cheezy, but the chicks dig it.

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"Old" is the old new.

Ow.

It hurts.

Someone tell me my hamster died so that I can stop laughing.

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This is not my empire.

That gives it the "The Odd Couple" sort of feeling. Okay, it's cheezy, but the chicks dig it.

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Oh, okay then. As long as I'm Oscar.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hey, flickguy! You're hampster died and I fucked you dog!

That is the funniest thing since i split my penis in two with a breadknife.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Oh, by the way, I want my breadknife back.

Bravo!

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Dad was flammable

Truer words were never spoken.

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