[Click to view comic: 'Why I Took My New Job']

So that's where I've been lately - getting ramped up on a new job. Whatever happened to those golden Clinton years? (ducks swastikas and crosses thrown from the right.)

Go ahead. Someone say, "You were gone?"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You got a job at WorldCom?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You were gone?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That would be funny if this weren't Spankling.

Welcome back, Spankling.

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What others say about boorite!

Yay! Spanky's back!

...

(What about his back?)

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This is not my empire.

Boo... I'm touched...

and you know how I like that sort of thing...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Just because I was a business analyst for them in the 80s doesn't mean they can pin ALL of the accounting fiascos on me!

I'm just glad I sold that stock in the 90s. Too bad I bought other stock with it...

I see a paper hat and a nametag in my retirement years.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If so, no wonder my WorldCom stock has gone up 90% since Monday.

I bought 1000 shares at 10 cents a share on Monday (big spender). Now up to 19 cents! Woo hoo!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Im going to buy shares in all these now "Worthless" big american corporations , and then cash in when everyone realises that despite them all being manipulating , cheating , fraudulent bastards , their assets are still worth far more than their debts , and as such , theyre still viable entities when theyre split into smaller parts.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Welcome back. Oh, what happened while you were gone?

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Welcome back. Oh, what happened while you were gone?

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That didn't RedX out on you did it?

shoot.