Diet - Die with a T by Bluebexq 7-25-02

Actual IRC conversation There is so much nice food out there. This white chocolate is great. I know, I just can't get enough of it. I'll never lose weight this way.. Either will I... What to do? Well, losing weight is for losers.

Please lay out my civil suit, Jeeves. by DexX 7-25-02

So, did you hear about the chubby New Yorkers who are suing every fast food chain in sight for making them fat? Idiotic. They will win, of course. No human being has ever been told that eating lots of fast food will make you fat. No, of course not. Maybe they should have warning labels on the wrapper, saying it should only be taken orally. Hmmmm, that gives me an idea... "In latest news, a Canadian man is suing KFC because of second degree burns to his anus and rectum caused by hot oil on a chicken_drumstick..." You magnificent bastard!

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