By clicking the Comics button.. thing. The third one is stupid and only really makes sense if you're high. Which I was.

*bubble-bubble-bubble*

drugs are bad! I get high off dungeons and dragons!

The Call of Cthulhu by superhash 5-17-01

A Saturday Night in the Sunken City: Come on. Ring. ... ...doesn't ANYONE want to sex me up?!

Proof that the Old Ones are not always the funniest by Andy_R 7-10-01

... tum ti tum ... oh no ... la la la ... I can't hold it in, and he's going to say THAT punchline, I know it... damn... RING RING! ahem... BEHOLD! THE CALL OF CTHULHU!... tThank you, thank you! Every one's a cracker, no, don't applaud, ladies and gents Curse you H.P. Lovecraft!

Wisps of Ennui - The Call of Cthulhu by Psionicist 7-26-02

*ring ring* *ring ring* That's not funny.

Having said that, I quite like your stuff.

People need to stop stealing my ideas before I can think of them.

Actually, I'm glad other people have comics like that even though I never really saw a GOOD comic starring Cthulhu (one said he was a "snakey tongue man"). It lets me know other people have heard of H. P. Lovecraft.

I know only one friend that actually got that joke, but I think it could've been better with the first panel either not being there or the phone not ringing.

Oh well.

Wisps of Ennui - Adventures In Word Processing by Psionicist 7-27-02

The Nightmare Begins WELCOME TO MICROSOFT WORD 7.0 *clackity-clack-clack* Hello! How may I assist you? . . . *click-clackity-clack-clack* HEY! It looks like you're trying to write a letter! That's it. I'm getting the gasoline.

I don't know about everyone else here, but I certainly find it hard to type without muttering "Clackity-clack-clack" while doing so.

That\\\'s okay, I know someone who talks as they\\\'re typing.

But I guess I could\\\'ve used the narration.

Wisps of Ennui - Getting In The Pants Of Criminal Justice by Psionicist 7-31-02

Aw, damn it. I got my first traffic ticket. What happened? Well, I was pulled over for driving erratically and so I tried to flirt with the officer to maybe get off with a warning. Really? How'd it go? I got another one for indecent exposure.

Wisps of Ennui - ... The Pants Of Criminal Justice (Pt. 2) by Psionicist 7-31-02

You know, I tried flirting with a female trooper once to get out of a speeding ticket. What happened? She gave me a sobriety test.

What\'s with these... slash things?