The Framers: 1985(92801) - The Pilots License by flyyourownstamp 7-28-02

Some kind of 1776 you have fallen under the weight of burdens of the past! Have nothing learned from the present? AND IT WAS SO..... Whence shall we meet agian?? This act destroying evertying before and after. so be it. take me now darkness will. the wild post-earth syndromitiums If THEY COUILD SEE ME NOW! RO-BOT WILL DERIVE! WE WILL DERIVE INTO THE NEW PAST!

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Feel m,y mouth over another no one needs to know one

FYOS: 1972(67107) - The Case of the Missing Pliers by itsclark 7-28-02

Some kind of metaphorical snowstorm: My friend, the present is but a seed of regret nourished on the waters of emptiness. Mocking, it makes me wear silly clown shoes. IT CAME TO PASS..... A landscape of empty pleasures, bereft of succor or meaning. Faded dreams, hollow ambitions, skunky beer. the impenetrable unfettered garblefab. So be it. Darkness take me. Derive into the past. D00D, WTF RU talking about?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

STOP MAKING COMICS NOW

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What he said

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I do find Clark's pisstake to be very Chris Morris-like.