Triple digits are for mama's boys.

[Click to view comic: '1000']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I don't get it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Look closely at the cross and read it again.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I've been trying to get it for ten minutes now.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Maybe it's because you're a magbast, though I don't get it either.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I'm still selling advertising space on my forthcomeng 1000th. Contact me if you're interested.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I get it...

*Titters quietly* And congrats on four figures, too :)

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

He's trying to gnaw his arm off to escape. Or his leg maybe. Or maybe the cross.

Hell if I know. I don't get it either.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'And then there were two']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Welcome, my friend. Here is your jacket and pipe. We've only one of each, so let's hammer out a custody schedule real quick.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.