That's one sick little puppy #1 by Zegota 8-05-02

It's yellow and you can stomp on it A little chick

That's one sick little puppy #2 by Zegota 8-05-02

This one time, at band camp I put a flute up my flute

Little Bastard #1 by Zegota 8-05-02

Hey there Little Bastard, I heard it's you birthday today Waaaaw, you hear? Did you get me something? Yes I did, I got you this beautifull shovel. A shovel? That sucks. What am I supposed to do with that? Well, you could start by burying your dog. I ran him over while pulling up on your driveway Leave me alone

Little Bastard #2 by Zegota 8-05-02

Hey Mister, remember that time you ran over my dog? Yes I do, Quite vividly actually, I can still hear it's bones break under my wheels. Well, I finally got back at you. I poisened that bitch wife of yours. If you hurry home you might be able to catch her last words. I don't think so. I'd better train not to drop my soap. If fact, I should thank you for getting rid of that crackwhore for me. Oh and did I mention there was a hidden camera in the kitchen? Looks like you'll be doing some hard time Little Bastard.

Little Bastard #3 by Zegota 8-06-02

Son, your mom and I have thought about this for a very long time and we've decide we're okay with it. With what dad? The fact that you're gay. We're gonna visit grandma tomorrow and then we're gonna tell her too. GAY? I'm not gay. Look you Little Bastard, I don't wanna hear another word about this. We're visiting grandma tomorrow and you're gonna bring your friend. Maybe I should get rid of grandma before tomorrow to solve this problem.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Maybe I'm running a little low on special medication, but I found Little Bastard 1, 2 and 3 hilarious!

More stories about this crazy cat, please!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Little Bastard #3 was Mr. Show inspired. Was it not?

Mr. Show?
Never heard about it.

is it another comic thingy?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Ok,

Looked up Mr Show on the net.
Again, never heard of it, I'm from Belgium, it ain't on the air anywhere over here.

It was inspired on a sketch from a Belgian comedy show with a couple who had a gay son and forced him to bring a friend along to a family party, he didn't have a friend so he got a straight guy, who didn't know anything about the real reason he was comming along, to go with him to the party.

But I don't wanna make Little Bastard gay. Although he is looking at a couple of years in the slammer. Hmmm, inspiring.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

And #1 reeks of Red Meat. All that's needed is to change the last quote into "I hate you, Milkman Dan."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I did inspire it on a comic I saw somewhere else, but I can't remember where.
I checked the milkman Dan comics but couldn't find it. There's just this one where he ran over her cat but that's not so similar.
Or am I missing it?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

It's just the general idea. I wasn't suggesting you'd quoted a Red Meat verbatem. In fact, there was a recent thread here of homemade Milkman Dan comics.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I like the sick bastard ones, but I think the second would possibly be better with a pregnant pause...

I liked the chick stomping one, though >:D

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

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Mr. Show?
Never heard about it.

is it another comic thingy?

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