Don't ask me. I don't get it, either.

Huzzah by boorite 8-06-02

What do you get when you cross ObiJo with a tennis racket? What? Rotator cuff tendinitis! That sounds painful. Why would you want to do that, anyway?

... by ObiJo 8-06-02

What's wrong, rite? I have rotator cuff tendinitis. Is that like syphillis. Only higher. And those delightful secretions? Negatory.

Blood Sports by KajunFirefly 8-06-02

Uh, Boorite, what's with all the blood dribbling down your leg? I crossed ObiJo with a tennis racket. But I thought that gave you Rotator Cuff Tendenitus? Oh, I got that alright, but then ObiJo gave me a Golf Club Colonoscopy. So, what happens when you cross Boorite with a golf club? If you help Obi get the bowling ball out of his mouth, he'll tell you.

Heavy rotation. by boorite 8-07-02

What do you get when you suddenly increase the intensity or duration of the training regimen? Let me guess. Rotator cuff tendinitis? No! Ketosis. You do not. Yes! You lose a shitload of weight. This is balls.

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I love this series.

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Chiropractice! by KajunFirefly 8-07-02

Dude, what the fuck are you doing down there? Help me, I was beating ObiJo around with a pool cue and I really DID tear my rotator cuff! Hmm, is it better when I do this? *CRACK* AAARRRRGGGHH, NO!!! Well, see ya around Boo. You fucker!

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Wee sleekit timorous bestie by boorite 8-07-02

...wait...Kajun... Yes? My other arm is still good. And? GRAHH! * mmllaaagh! *

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Enter the Dragon by ObiJo 8-07-02

Great, now you've done it. You've awakened the monster. Me? I'm not the one who fellated the fat bastard with sports equipment. Help me up. This wounded sparrow look isn't helping my chance for survival. Screw you, pal. You're my last line of defense if the high tension wire and army tanks fail. MEAAAATTTTT!

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Hatch a plan. by KajunFirefly 8-07-02

Well, I was thinking we could just charge at him, and while he's trying to digest you, I'll make off with the treasure. Treasure? No-one mentioned any treasure. Oh yeah, ___*cough*___ forget I said anything. Right, so, my plan is that we handcuff some huge weights to his wrists and then hang the keys above his head. Rotator cuff tendinitis? Oh yeah, ___*cough*___ Rotator cuff tendinitis.

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