Ursine of the Apocalypse by kaufman 8-07-02

You've got to help me, Doc. My paws just won't stop aching! Hmmm... how long have you had this condition? Must be a few weeks now. Yeah, I first noticed it right after I found another new cave to sleep in. A new one, huh? Just how many caves do you have now? Let's see. One, two, three, ... I think, yeah, I have ten now. Well, there's your problem! You're suffering from tendenitis.

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The pun doctor by boorite 8-07-02

So I'm thinking the setup will have something to do with a loud party at night. OK. ...and they bang a lot of cans around until the guy's ears hurt, and he goes to the doctor... Fine. ...and then something about "tin din night" something... help me out, here. Stick to the cornhole jokes.

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Pun Doctor Spock by KajunFirefly 8-07-02

Hey, Kaufman, I got a good one. It had better be funnier than Boorite's effort. It is, it is, this gay guy keeps speaking Spanish and the pink cow says "hey buddy, I think you're suffering from Tendinitis!" Uh, I don't really see how that works. Well, in the last panel, I get my penis out. Could you just stop talking to me?

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"In the last panel I get my penis out..."

Somehow, that is funnier and more painful than all Kaufman puns combined. Scientists will be trying to figure this out for years.

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I've figured it out. It's like the penis is a trump card. You can play all the double-entendres and mots justes and whatnot that you can come up with, but when a guy slaps his penis on the table, he takes it all off, and you can't help it. Penises are wild. You'll never lose with a penis in your hand.

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That's what my Prom Date said....

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