After our brief debate, I had a momentous religious insight, and I knew that the most thoughtful, sensitive, profound way to express it would be through a comic strip involving Tobor.

Deities old and new by boorite 5-07-01

I am the old Jesus. Believe in me or twist in searing agony forever. I'm the new Jesus. I think you should all be kind to each other. Have a nice day! I am the old God. I will smite the crap out of you if I feel like it. I am the new God. I am love! Go into the light, Carol Anne. RAAAAR! OLD TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! NEW TOBOR WILL SHOW YOU HIS STAMP COLLECTION.

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You can't very well put religion in the topic and expect to talk about it. This thread will soon turn into something a little more mainstream, like SPAM.

If you want to talk religion, start off with a topic like 'Big Wheels - Unsafe at Any Speed' or 'Why wirthling has Two Daddies', and then let things progress naturally to religion.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

How the mighty are fallen by boorite 5-08-01

RAAAAR! PIZZA DELIVERY HU-MAN! FEAR TOBOR! Why? TOBOR WILL PICK OFF THE PEPPERONIS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING! TOBOR WILL CONSUME THEM! Dude! Lame! NO TIP FOR YOU! RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL STIFF YOU! Rar. Pizza delivery boy will jerk off in the pizza dough.

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I say we all wander around aimlessly with tablets, wearing brown robes, muttering hymns, and after every verse, thwack ourselves on the heads with the tablets.

I call "keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I call French Taunter #3.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The chant is something like... "Pie Jesu Dominus, Dona Aeis Requiem." *THWACK!*

Oh, and here's my strip for the new Tobor...

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=14505

The world is Tobor's cornhole, uh, I mean oyster. by DexX 5-08-01

TOBOR v2.10 - the waiter... RAR!!! TOBOR WILL MIX ANCHOVIES AND BACON IN WITH YOUR TOFU LAKSA!!! Whu? You bastard! TOBOR v2.11 - the pimp... RAR!!! TOBOR WILL ONLY DIRECT SKANKY CLIENTS TO YOU, AND KEEP AN UNFAIR SHARE OF YOUR MONEY!!! Huh? You... you prick! TOBOR v2.12 - the cartoonist... RAR!!! TOBOR WILL INCLUDE YOU IN EVERY STRIP SAYING UNFUNNY PROFANITIES!!! Motherfu- hey! Stop putting words in my mouth you cu- I SAID STOP!!!

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Screw the stupid grail.
I say we quest for the castle Anthrax!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Amen to that, brother. I'd give ol' naughty Zoot the spanking she so richly deserves. And after that, oral sex.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You're both in grave danger! You must come with me at once!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I don' sink 'e will be verre interested, since 'e's already got one.

I told 'im we already got one!

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"Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person!"

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Position wanted for experienced sodomy robot by boorite 5-11-01

TOBOR WILL START NEW CAREER. TOBOR WILL JOIN XFL! TOBOR WILL STITCH "CORNHOLINATOR" ON COOL XFL JERSEY. I hate to break this to you, Tobor...

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Tobor longs for the sweet release of death or sodomy by boorite 5-11-01

YOU HAVE TAKEN XFL. YOU HAVE SHATTERED TOBOR'S DREAM. YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL TOBOR NOW. I can't kill you. you're a robot. You were never alive. QUERY: IS IT POSSIBLE TO CORNHOLE DEATH ITSELF? No.

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Tobor goes to a job interview... by wirthling 5-11-01

What skills do you have, Mr. Tobor? RAAAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!! ALSO, I AM PROFICIENT AT MICROSOFT OFFICE AND TYPE 83 WORDS PER MINUTE! Um, what was that cornholing part again? RAAAR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!! Congratulations, Mr. Tobor! I think you'll fit right in as a manager here! EXCELLENT! CAN I HAVETHE CORNER CORNHOLING CHAMBER?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."