Cleaning Day by alphageek 8-09-02

Today was cleaning day. It took me forever to do the kitchen. It was a real mess. In retrospect I probably shouldn't have microwaved the cat on Wednesday.

What My High School Reunion Will Be Like Next Year... by alphageek 8-08-02

My Ten Year High School Reunion So, Joshua. Do you still play that Dungeons & Dragons? I sure do... ..BUT THIRD EDITION!!! He's still a geek... I'm still cool...

...My favorite ones so far. Please forgive the ocasional typo.

-alphageek

"Shoes for Industry!"

Hey, I like. I thought these 'uns were rather good too:

Monster Talk by alphageek 8-08-02

The Monsters Under the Bed discuss tonight's strategy... So let me go over your plan again. You're going to make scratching noises at the closet door, and when they get out of bed to investigate, I grab their ankles, right? Correct. And I'm not allowed to have sex with them? Not again, no.

Death by Pretension by alphageek 8-08-02

One night at the Gawth Club *angst* I am a vampire... Oh gawd. I am so damn sick of you baby-bat poseurs pretending you vampires. It's so trite, so cliched, so stupid! Gaah! B-but. I really AM a vampire. I can even prove it to you. *angst* Shaw... whatever. Fine. Go prove it. outside... AAAARGH THE SUN! OH, HOW I BURN! LORD CAINE, I RETURN TO THE!!! Fine, you're a vampire, but your still not Gawth unless you listen to Sisters.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Two gems, but I prefer this one better:

Monster Talk by alphageek 8-08-02

The Monsters Under the Bed discuss tonight's strategy... So let me go over your plan again. You're going to make scratching noises at the closet door, and when they get out of bed to investigate, I grab their ankles, right? Correct. And I'm not allowed to have sex with them? Not again, no.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Argh, it seems that DMSO has defeated me in the race to note that your tentacle comic is good and therefore automatically gets pole position in the next comic series about a duck fascinated with quicksand traps.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Winner!

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

pretty decent

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

True, the tentacle one is good, but I also found particular joy in Cleaning Day...

Hurrah for the humour evident in this person's comics!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Allenhenderson-esque.

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Dad was flammable

"Cleaning Day" is definitely the funniest.