Yes, another one.

Not sure if this is finished yet... ask DX.

Wirthling and Kajun's Pleasures Pt 1 by DragonXero 8-15-02

Hm. Says here I now have a bloody stump for a leg! Wow, can I touch it? No, you may not. Awww, why not? Because it HURTS, you jerk!! Feh, you didn't complain last night when I cut it off in our little "play time".

Dahmer and Nilsen's Pleasures Pt 2 by DexX 8-15-02

-YOU- cut off my leg? Uh... no. It looks attached to me. Let me read this again... ya-da ya-da... severed leg... blah blah... bloody stump... Oooohhh, I see where I misread it. Hmm? It's addressed to you! Why the hell did you open my mail, you- ARGH! MY LEG!!!

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs' Pleasures Pt 3 by DragonXero 8-15-02

Why did you cut my leg off, you heartless bastard?? I didn't. What? I catually blew it off with a stick of dynamite. That would explain the singed edges. And your errection.

Def Leppard and Darwin's Pleasures Pt 4 by DexX 8-15-02

So... what are we going to do about this missing leg of mine? Wait on, I think I might have a spare around here somewhere... Hurry up. Blood is pouring out of it, and I'm starting to see black spots. Hmmm... oh, here it is! Uh... no. Sorry to quibble, but I think you will find that more highly-evolved beings than you don't have opposable thumbs on their fucking FEET! *thud*

The Misadventures of Bush and Gore Pt 5 by DragonXero 8-15-02

I found you a new leg, it'll work perfectly. Very good. Er, what's with the nail and hammer? Well? Hold still, this is going to hurt. A lot. Can I just get a peg leg instead??

[Click to view comic: 'The Welder and the Carpenter's Pleasures Pt 6']

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...and the rest...

Vanilla Ice and Eminem's Wild Weekend Pt 7 by DragonXero 8-15-02

There! It's on now. YOU CUMGUZZLER! You put it on the wrong way!! Hey, it's hard to tell with you! Your biology is all weird, so don't get all pissy with me! *snort* And stop calling me pet names in public, it embarasses me. Oh, sorry.

Mister Toad's Wild Ride Up Badger Pt 8 by DexX 8-15-02

You idiot! I can't believe you reattached my leg backwards! That does it! OW! You just tried to kick me up the arse didn't you? Uh... no?

Bert and Ernie's Whippin' Good Fun Pt. 9 by DragonXero 8-15-02

Well, it would seem you've shove your own foot up your ass. I really shouldn't help you. Yes you should, bunghole... er, in a few minutes though. Wait, you just crammed your own foot up your ass. Why are you still smiling so wide?? Oh, never mind.

Fergie and Fuhrer's Feral Fiddling Pt 10 by DexX 8-15-02

There you go. I helped you pull your foot out of your rectum. Feel better? Yes, much, thanks. I feel all tense and irritable now. I don't suppose you could give me- DON'T EVEN SAY IT! -a foot massage?

Falwell and LaVey's Dance of Copulation Pt. 11 by DragonXero 8-15-02

Dammit, I told you not to say it! I'm sorry. Can I get a blowjob instead? I don't think that's possible anymore. You mean, it's over? Huh? No, I hacked off your penis while I was at your leg. Well, I'll be.

[Click to view comic: 'Tipper and Whitehouse's Folly Pt 12']

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