589 games back from first place by boorite 8-16-02

This is my 500th comic! How long before I catch up to ObiJo? According to my calculations, at the current rate: Never. Not even in a million, billion, jillion years? Ha ha. My good fellow, the gap will be even wider. Astronomical! He is making comics at twice the rate you are. Can you make time go backwards? I'm not supposed to.

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I wish we all lived on the same block by ObiJo 8-16-02

You're making comics at twice the rate of me! It's not about quantity, it's about quality. Your comics *do* kind of suck... Thanks. That makes me feel better. I'm making comics at twice the rate of you!

Congratulations, booyah!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You both rock!

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Dad was flammable