by Various Artists.

Found God by boorite 8-16-02

Great news. I found God! Hey, that's just super. You want Him? Nah, thanks.

Hard sell by boorite 8-19-02

But my God is a great God. Still no. He's greater than the swing of Tiger Woods! He's greater than Jordan's reverse! He's greater than... greater than pie! Is he greater than the great spliff, up which I have just twisted? Why, yes! Allah hu akbar! But still no.

Proselyte Lite by boorite 8-19-02

But God loves you. I don't care if He buys me a pizza and gives me head while I eat it. That's blasphemy. Why, so it is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The best things in life by boorite 8-19-02

That idiot boorite found God and keeps trying to palm it off on me. How much? How much? It's free, stupid. And you call yourself a Scotsman?

One per customer by boorite 8-19-02

That wanker Kajun says you have a God you need taken off your hands. How much? Er.... free, I guess. I'll take TEN! Sorry, He's kind of an "only God." No deal, then. Rats.

[Click to view comic: 'Got religion?']
[Click to view comic: 'I found god... I'll swap you for a pappadum.']
[Click to view comic: 'Where's your God now?']
[Click to view comic: 'The continuing adventures of Boorite and God.']
[Click to view comic: 'Finding God']

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What others say about boorite!

No doubt this series was made over some kind of AOL Chat room, why wasn't I invited? Ah yes, I remember now, you all hate me.....sigh.....

Nice series guys!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You know where to find us! And we don't hate you, Welsh scum!

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What others say about boorite!

That's the spirit! (pun intended)

I laughed, which is good. Grand series people!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Fab!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet