I recently recived this e-mail from Dragon Xero and I was a bit confused from his statment.
It read:

You're an assreamer Boinky, and everyone knows it.

Hail and Kill,
Fear

Now here's the part that got me thinking....How does one ream an ass? Is this some kind of sick homosexual activity that he seen on "Kink" or is Dragon Xero just an illiteate and is accusing me of "ramming ass"?
I assure you all that I don't ram ass and I have no intention to do so in the future.

Thank you.

Well, there's reaming and there's rimming. They are frequently confused. To ream is to make a hole larger by means of a tapered protruberance of some sort. I don't think I need to explicitly map the analogy to its corresponding sexual practice. Rimming, on the other hand, is licking someone's asshole, which I think is pretty gross, but apparently there are people who are into it.

So if DX called you an ass reamer, he was basically comparing you to Tobor, which is not such an insult in some circles.

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I see. Well, thank you for the info. I now know what an assreamer is, but I already am a rimmer and proud of it!

Actually, the email was because I saw your address on your site and wanted to be a jerk.

SCROE!

And Tobor doesn't ream, he "creatively reconstructs".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well, you compleated that task!

A useful defence for anyone who happens to be hauled in front of a judge for cornholing...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

DragonXero: I have found that, no matter how great the temptation, emailing trolls is never worth the effort. All it ever does is give them more fuel to come back and irritate for even longer. There are only three ways to get rid of trolls:

1) Track them down in the real world and kill them.
2) Catch them doing something which violates their ISPs terms of service, and get them TOSed.
3) Ignore, ignore, ignore.

The first is illegal and expensive, the second is almost impossible on a web forum (tends to work nicely in UseNet, though) but the third is nearly always effective. Trolls are idiotic, attention-seeking children. If you don't give them attention, they wander off and find someone else to annoy. Emailing them is a high-energy troll food source - personal, quotable, amd a source of "righteous indignation" (trolls love being able to use that last one).

Trolls are a waste of everyone's time. Let's just ignore the little wanker and be done with him.

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Or we could ream his ass.

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