Out With Ker-Transform, In With Wonk Wonk Wonk by DragonXero 8-22-02

Okay, no one around, time to use my new secret robotic power! *wonk wonk wonk wonk* *wonk wonk wonk wonk* Well hell. That didn't work.

Wonk Wonk Wonk Wonk by DragonXero 8-22-02

Okay, let's try this damn power again. *wonk wonk wonk wonk* *wonk wonk wonk wonk* Hrm, this isn't what a wanted... But I sure as hell ain't complainin'!

Wonk if you're a Giant Red Robot by DragonXero 8-22-02

Well, as fun as it's been, staring at myself in front of a mirror and taking 30 rolls of film, I must try again for the form I wanted. *wonk wonk wonk wonk* *wonk wonk wonk wonk* SWEET JESUS! Where're my goddamn genitals?!

Wonking Off by DragonXero 8-22-02

For fuck's sake, how am I supposed to manrape people without a phallus?! I'm an emasculated robot now. I can't even whack off to those naughty pictures of myself!

Wonking Origins? by DragonXero 8-22-02

Well, hell, I suppose I could always just maul people instead of manraping them. RARRR! CLANCY WILL MANHANDLE YOU! Oh fer... I need a new name. And a telescoping penis.

[Click to view comic: 'Wonkbor is Born!']
[Click to view comic: 'Wonk in a Million']
[Click to view comic: 'Wonk You Come Home Bill Bailey?']

I hope you would like!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Good stuff. Best use I've seen so far of Tobor's various expressions, too.

Thanks! :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Pure comic genius!

Huzzah for Tobor!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Good stuff, DX, but I still think your epic is your masterpiece. :)

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