Here's a few strips I wrote. There's more but these are the better ones...

One Night Stand with Jessica Alba by shmeb 8-27-02

I know she's thinking about me. I know she'll call me. ... eventually... I guess for now fake nudes of Jessica Alba will have to do...

So It's Been a While... by shmeb 8-27-02

Do you really think we should, I mean it is a donkey and all... Ralph? Hey baby...

Gay Stick Barry and Gay Stick Bob by shmeb 8-27-02

Barry, I don't think I can keep living this lie! ... you may have just won ... My Jewish mother just can't deal with a gay son... ... a lifetime supply of Depends diapers ... BARRY! FINISH IT FOR ME AND JOIN ME IN THE AFTER LIFE!!! ... could I sell the extras on eBay? I'll have to say they're new ...

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BOK!!

I like that second one. Donkey sex jokes never get old, and when they're given that kind of inventive presentation, it's all the better.

Thanks. The donkey one is probably my favorite. A few of them I made just cause they're fun to make.

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BOK!!

Barry is such an un-gay name, I suggest you change it to, something that sounds gayer, like Timmy.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Shut up, Barry.

not bad. why has there been such a rash of decent newbies on RMDC lately?

anyway, i'll sound like a broken record, but you should join in the comics contest. as often as not, the rules are what keep us regs sharp and funny. all the regs but me, that is.

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