You know you're getting old when... by Spankling 8-29-02

Your boxers are older than your date. This is the pussy you most want to pet. You have more hair in your ears than on your head. Gay men stop hitting on you, right Gabe? Your tattoo is viewed as a historic work of art. You include a set of gardener's kneepads in your "love kit" for comfort.

You know you're getting old when... by Spankling 8-29-02

You use the shower massage mostly for getting the soap out of your fat, hairy, ass-crack. Putting on a bra is like lifting the top stones onto a pyramid. Your collection of technology fits in well with the Thomas Edison exhibit. Your idea of cool was last seen in a Dick Van Dyke rerun. You remember when 5 dolla was a lot of money. I have you on my backlog.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The day gay men stop hitting on Gabe is the day he gets a bed with a nail-on lid.

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