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baummeister part 2 by Bunkster 8-29-02

*BUUURP* You know there, sparky, I took you out for beers and a show. Where's my fuckin show? Well, it was an hour away from showtime. I figured the show would last an hour, and I didn't want to stay out that late. And my name's not sparky...it's Rusty. Yeah, I bet it IS rusty. You probably haven't oiled it in years. Every girl in the club wanted to sit on your lap and you wanted to leave after one beer? I....I'm just saying... You could have taken a cab if you wanted to stay later. How the fuck am I supposed to get any pictures of you with your head in a stripper's ass if you take off before the show starts? Kiss my ass. You're going on the naughty list.

nipples by Bunkster 8-26-02

Look at these nipples Doug. Just look at 'em Am I supposed to be turned on? You got any ice, man? If I say yes, does that mean I'm gay? I saw you checking out my ass, too. Be gentle with me.

nipples part 2 by Bunkster 8-26-02

I knew you couldn't resist my powers. If you think I'm being the bitch, you are sooo wrong. Don't worry man, you can ice me up. It's all good. Ok there little buddy, you sure you want to go through with this? Man, if you get me a beer after this, I'm going to marry you. Urmph...nghhh...slurp slurp. You'll warn me, right?