Almost. You just have to be lucky. I followed an annoying blinking to Dell's site and saw they were having a lovely little giveaway of one BMW 330i a day for all of September. And because of some great law here, they have to open this to people that aren't actually buying computers, too.

So for the lousy price of a stamp, you could be sitting in a fine ass piece of German engineering. You can also take $35,000 in cash. You must also be a legal US resident. Sorry, suckers.

So for merely agreeing to get various crappy junk mail from Dell and people they sell your address to, you might just win.

Here's the entry form, in case you're interested.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.