Read my damn comics. They're probably better than yours. Or maybe they're not. I don't know. If you don't think they're funny it's because you have a crappy sense of humor. Call me. I'll give you lessons. I'll teach you that you're not as funny as you'd like to think and I am. Now go. Read. Laugh. Post your praise here so I can get off on it. Post your criticism here so I can get off on that even more. That is all.

I am posting this in the hopes that you will get off on it. But if not, at least you know that I like your comics, or, whatever. Something about proverbial birds and stones and a domonatrix.

I like some of the more inane ones.

Goats win. by bigjosh308 9-07-02

Grr! Look at my large and misshapen head! My eyebrows don't seem to be fully attached! Be scared! Dude, I'm a goat sitting on a stool. You win. I'd take a bow, but I'm afraid I'd fall off of my stool.

I liked that one above plus these two:

As Seen On TV by bigjosh308 9-07-02

This is kinda like those Calvin Klein commercials, isn't it?

Blueness Hits The Radio. by bigjosh308 9-07-02

I'm blue. Yeah, dude, I sing a song about you. Oh, you're in that shitty Eiffel 65 group, huh? Umm...yeah. We sing that kick ass song about being blue. "All day and all night everything I see is blue like me, inside and outside." No it's not, dumbass. You're not even blue. I'm the only blue thing here. You moron. Yeah, but my shirt is blue.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Rock on. The kind words are appreciated. It may be worth pointing out (in reference to a few of them) that the "Mary The Holy Mother" that I speak of is my alter ego who gave birth to Jesus approximately 2000 years ago. She's divine, you know.

I thought Divine was a bloke in a dress...

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