After months away from stripcreator, I decided on a new series. I give you Li'l Sociopaths.

Li'l Sociopaths by deucepm 9-10-02

So whatcha wanna do today? Kill the next motherfucker that crosses our path. Shouldn't have said that so loud.

Li'l Sociopaths, Book II by deucepm 9-10-02

See, I think if we're going to have our own comic strip, it ought to feature, you know, wacky hijinks. Wacky hijinks. Yeah. Do 'wacky hijinks' usually involve the lamentation of the masses? Very often, yes.

Li'l Sociopaths III: Legion by deucepm 9-10-02

Okay, so what else do we need if we're going to have our own comic strip? Hmmm...well, we're shit outta luck in the writing department, so we'll have to rely on the old tricks. Such as? Special guest stars. This week on Li'l Sociopaths, Cthulhu meets his number one fan--Matt! I told you before, I'M NOT GONNA SIGN YOUR ASS! Please! Your approval means so much!

Li'l Sociopaths IV: The Quest For Peace by deucepm 9-10-02

Something's not right here. In the first strip, I was on the other side of the panel. Yeah, so? So we switched positions and all of a sudden I'm Bud Fucking Abbott? I want the punchline position back. Oh, go ahead, you big baby. Happy now? No. I feel surprisingly hollow.

Li'l Sociopaths 5: The New Blood by deucepm 9-10-02

You know what else we need? Wacky supporting characters. Got it covered. I'm Joey Hammerhead, local mob figure with a heart of gold. Me Melvin. Me like noises stuff makes when Ethel the Axe make choppy-chop. Je suis Serge, le snowman qui parle français. I'm Don Dokken.

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very direct. very creative. very funny.

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Very amusing. :)

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Welcome Back Deuce.

Cracking set of strips mate

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Thanks, y'all. Here's more.

LI'l Sociopaths in "Home Shopping", Part 1 by deucepm 9-29-02

Hey! Hey, you two! ...so then I sewed up his-- *sigh* Hold on. Whaddaya want? I want you two fuckmonkeys to get away from my store, that's what. You dipshits have been standing out here since your first strip. Oh, really. And what are you gonna do about it, asshat? Don't arse me about, twisto. I've done things with this finger that could drive a man insane. Is THAT what I smell?

LI'l Sociopaths in "Home Shopping", Part 2 by deucepm 9-29-02

Come on, wake up, buddy. Uhhh...where am I? County Hospital. I brought you here after we got chased off the sidewalk in front of that guy's store. What?! What the hell! How did that happen? Look, there was nothing I could do. You lost fair and square. Playing the biscuit game with that guy was a big mistake. I'll never eat baked goods again.

LI'l Sociopaths in "Home Shopping", Part 3 by deucepm 9-29-02

I dunno, man. This abandoned warehouse doesn't feel very...you know...comedic. Whaddaya talkin' about? This is great. Dig those acoustics! Yeah, great echo, but it's not too intimate, is it? This place is just what we need. Trust me, nothing can possibly go wrong. Hey, fellas, we're about to have a shootout with the Triads. Can you guys clear out? Yeah, sure. Hey, do you guys need an innocent bystander to be gunned down? I got a candidate right here.

LI'l Sociopaths in "Home Shopping", Part 4 by deucepm 9-29-02

Agggghhhh... Now this is more like it! A mobile comedy force, beholden to none! We'll bring them to their knees! *gasp* No one will be safe from us! We shall dine on their finest meats and cheeses! Air... Oh, right. You do that whole "breathing" thing.

LI'l Sociopaths in "Home Shopping", Part 5 by deucepm 9-29-02

See, now this is a much better location for our strip. ...What? WE'RE GOING TO CRASH, YOU IDIOT!

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Brilliant

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I actually had to read them all. Well done.

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They are funny as hell .Well written .

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