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Our Hero, 2 by pale 9-16-02

Our hero searches for Billy Corgan in the depths of the circular file. Oh, how I scour these barren halls! Only to stumble into something in front of him... Whats this!? A light switch possibly!? Is my despair coming to a halt!? *click* You're not Billy Corgan! What the hell kind of greeting is that?

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Our Hero, 3 by pale 9-16-02

Our hero flicks on the lights in the Circular File to find someone who is indeed not Billy Corgan. My appologies. Being ensnared in the Circular File and shrouded in darkness made me somewhat delusional. But you're still not Billy Corgan... Actually my name is John... Yup, he's definatly not Billy Corgan. So... Inquisitive natures prevail. You don't know if he's down here do you? Billy Corgan that is... I hate you.

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Our Hero, 4 by pale 9-16-02

Our hero has offended his new discovery, John. Wait! Don't leave! I'm sorry! You must forgive me! I'm programmed to operate through a teen angst filter! Oh? Our hero attempts to create a feeling of comic to comic farmiliarity with the readers. So how did you end up in the Circular File good sir? Why do you keep calling it that? And they flee! It matters not! We must escape! Lead the way! Lead us to salvation! I am but a lamb in your pasture! Lead me O' sheapard! Whatever...

And a special one:

Aphex Twin? by pale 9-15-02

A shocking discovery... Holy splinters, John! What's that over there!? My lord, it looks like someone's nailed Aphex Twin to a block of wood! A closer look... Oh good, I don't think it's him. Yeah, why would anyone nail someone nice like Richard James to a telephone pole? Case in point.

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the last one is pretty good.
the others are good too, but the lastone is best.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

why thank you.

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Quite good, but I'd give the narration a bit of a rest. And it's Richard D James.

I know it's Richard D James :-P Just left out the initial needlessly I suppose. Im just glad people know who he is!

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