Shopping with the Saddest Man on Earth by xenotarsosaurus 9-27-02

Hi there! Do you have this shirt in a size 6? Sir, you are NOT a size 6. ...I...used to be... *Sob* Waaaaaaaaaaaa!...

Shopping with the Saddest Man on the Geosynchronous Ship by xenotarsosaurus 9-27-02

Hi there! Do you have this q'z'rlaxx in a size bran'n'ngot'mp? Sir, you are NOT a size bran'n'ngot'mp. I...used to be... *Sob* *Beeeelch*

Geology 111/ I'll Never Get into a Good College by xenotarsosaurus 9-27-02

*Sigh* Aw, whatsa matta, Jeffrey? I screwed up pretty badly on a Geology exam, so I have to commit seppuku now. Silly goose! You don't have to disembowel yourself. It was a tiny quiz, it won't mess your grade up badly. Aren't you paying attention?! My FUTURE IS IN THE SHIT HOLE NOW! You're just pissed off because you screwed up your chance at a decent future back in high school. Petulant loser.

I Miss "The Parking Lot is Full" by xenotarsosaurus 9-22-02

The Web Comic Convention Say, did you hear about "The Class Menagerie"? I sure didn't! Dish, Triceratops head! Vince Suzukawa is going to stop making strips at the end of this year! What? That sucks! First it was "The Parking Lot is Full", then "Exploitation Now!" and now this! What are we going to do? Let's commit suicide! I'm already half way there!

I'd like to know what you think, whoever you are. Granted, these recent comics don't hold a candel to my older comics (The "Machines of God" series) but I think they are more...expressive. When life hands you lemons, turn them into projectile weapons...

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Xenotarsosaurus

The second one was very funny.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah, but it wouldn't be as funny without number one.

Thank you.

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Xenotarsosaurus

You're not welcome.

I take it you despise platitudes?

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Xenotarsosaurus

I don't know what that means, but I guess I do.