What they're thinking RIGHT NOW by mikeweeney 9-27-02

Dubya Now shouldn't it be I-R-A-Q-U ? I mean, that's what they taught us back in grade school. Damn Saddam, I'll take over his country just so I can rename it something more natural, like 'San Antonio'. Britney Spears First I was proud to be a virgin, and that sold records... then I didn't deny that I had had sex, and that sold records. Next step: hardcore pornography. I'll sell millions!! Martha Stewart Damn, now that they've found out about the insider trading, it's only a matter of time before I'm found out... Guess it's time to shed the facade. World, say hello to your old friend SATAN.

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I actually like this one... good old current event commentary. Tell me what you think.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Perfect Bush Jr. Frighteningly realistic.

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Xenotarsosaurus

Thanks... he is one scary dude.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive