Sometimes you just feel like making a comic, but have no ideas. So you bring up a random background, look at it, and this happens ...

Two Asian Girls Going Down by kaufman 9-27-02

Come on in. Hold on. There's a gray void inside your door and a tornado in your window. Yes, we're entering on the 27,219th floor here. The door leads to an express elevator down. Enter! Ok. Whoa, you weren't kidding about the express part.

Second Story by kaufman 9-27-02

It's stopping. Are we there? Not nearly. 19,785th floor. Ladies' underwear and home appliances. Move aside. Doors opening. Whoosh. Oh drat. I wanted to be in an upbound. Could one of you push 17,300 for me?

Purrfect. by kaufman 9-27-02

Dare I ask what's on the 17,300th floor? Whitehouse. I've got to make an appearance in the Puppetmaster series. Whoa. Excuse me. Can you also use this elevator to get to Carnegie Ha... Who let you on? GUARDS!

Shaft by kaufman 9-27-02

This is truly an amazing elevator. I can't believe all the fantastic places it goes. Where else does it stop? Almost everywhere imaginable. It even stops at ... Oh no, it's stopping at 12,345. Why? What's the problem? What's on this floor? The author's bedroom. He's going to sleep. To be continued.

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Elevator Service by pita 9-27-02

People come and they come... all day long, in and out, in and out... I discharge loads from my shaft constantly... Both males and females go down on me... Get your mind out of the gutter, I'm an elevator.

Clarion Hotels by pita 9-27-02

Right this way, Ma'am. I've got your bags for you. Watch your step... Young man, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. I paid good money for this room, and there's no proper ventilation, not enough light, no bed, plus it's too small. This just won't do! But, Ma'am, this isn't your room... it's the elevator...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Funny stuff.

Magnificent Bastard strikes again!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.