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punkrockskaboy 
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet
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I made this for CC 144...but thought it should go here too!
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George Dubya and wife In Washington:
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| No. no George. We have been through this. You are gifted remember? | |
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| It's just that the press is picking on me and saying I'm dumb, which is a gross misunderestimation. I'm not dumb, I just mix up my words. Tell me I'm smart baby. | |
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| Now honey, I can't say that. That would be a lie and lies are bad. | |
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| Lies are the basis of politics! You should know that. | |
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| and you should know how to form a sentence. You don't see me complaining. | |
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| Not again George, we just did it three days ago. | |
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| Not that honey. I need a vacation. | |
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| Where are you gonna go? You have to lead the nation! | |
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| That's right...well, tell Dick he can hold the reigns for a while. He'll have a ball! | |
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| *sigh* Ok, you're the boss. I'll pack your bags. | |
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So there Bush went. Trekking through unknown territories:
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| Say little girl, where am I? | |
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| You're in the backyard dad. | |
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| Oh! Hi honey. Here, take this hundred dollars and buy yourself something nice. | |
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| Discount liqour here I come! | |
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| I wonder how those folks are getting those yellow transportamobiles to stop? | |
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Finally, after mastering public transportation, Bush was on his way:
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| I didn't know Montana was so big! Where are those transportamobiles? | |
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George walked and walked, then finally found someone who could help him.
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| Why hello there, I am the president. I was wondering if you could tell me where I can find a good time? | |
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| Why sure brotha. Just come with me, I'll find you the finest action in Nevada! | |
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| LAURA!? How'd you get to Nevada? | |
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| My pimp, I mean, my friend flew me here for a week. | |
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Bush got on a plane to Europe.
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| Excuse me, stewardess? Can I get one of those little bags of peanuts. I love those things. Air force 1 stocks 'em for me. | |
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| No problema. ¿Come usted los pies de chicas jóvenes cuando bailar el tango? | |
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[Click to view comic: 'CC 144: Dubya Takes a Vacation 6']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 144: Dubya Takes a Vacation 6']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 144: Dubya Takes a Vacation EIGHT']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 144: Dubya Takes a Vacation 9']
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