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mikeweeney
Member - Tobor Fan Club
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Hope that drew some attention... sheesh.
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So here it is....[br]
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| Hey there sexy thang. What say we go back to my place so I can plug my Long Prong into your love jack. | |
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| Wow, really?!? Of course! I need to get laid soo bad! | |
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| Whoa, that never worked before... what do I do now? | |
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Suddenly, fear takes over.
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After a few minutes, and a few puffs on his inhaler, Nerd man returns.
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| Um... I dunno. Why would you want to? | |
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| You see, I love you nerd types. All flabby and sweaty and gross, you make me realize how much better I am than you. To achieve the full effect, I have to sleep with you. | |
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| That's cool with me. Let's go! | |
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| Run nerd man, run. Methinks I'm going to be feeling extra good tonight. | |
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After ten beautiful minutes, in a blaze of sweat and semen, the deed was done. A few minutes later:
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| *sigh* That was very nice, nerd man. | |
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| That was great and all, but we need to break up. | |
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| But YOU can't dump ME! You're a nerd! | |
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| Hey, just because It's 7 of 9 on my wall instead of Pamela Anderson doesn't mean I'm lacking a Y chromosome. | |
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| ...just like every other fucking asshole out there! Goddam you! Goddam you to hell! Go back to your games and shove your joystick up you... | |
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| Alright, enough of this shit. | |
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Nerd man revels in his rage.
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| Wow, this is better than I could ever have imagined. | |
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Bash it as you see fit.
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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive
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