But first, two comics that come just before this run:

Canadian Harlem: "Wednesday Night Fun..." by Headphones_Annie 9-27-02

Meanwhile, at the Voodoo Lounge... Hi, can I order a Coke & Lime? Oh! And can I steal one of these cherries? Sure, that'll be two bucks! ~smile, flirt~ Two bucks? Just for a cherry? ~smile~ Well, isn't that all a cherry's worth these days? ~gasp, laugh~ Ooooh! ~chuckle~ Hey, you started it!

Canadian Harlem: "Question" by Headphones_Annie 10-05-02

Some days.... ...don'tcha just wonder... ...WHY? Maybe it isn't worth asking...

Betty & Rosie:

Canadian Harlem: "Curmudgeon" by Headphones_Annie 10-05-02

Hello, Rosie. Hello, Betty. Ever wonder why we bother carrying these canes around when they don't even reach the ground? No. (...!?) I figured it was for the same reason men have nipples.

Canadian Harlem: "Forever Young" by Headphones_Annie 10-05-02

Say, Rosie? Yeah, Betty? Do you ever wish we were young again? (Long pause.) I'm coming up with new uses for this cane, girl.

Canadian Harlem: "At My Age, Every Skirt's A Hobble Skirt." by Headphones_Annie 10-05-02

No, really, I mean it now. Don'tch y'ever wish it? Well, what good does wishin' do, Betty? Our boobs are already down to our knees an' it's not like you can actually see me standin' here! It's been a long time since there was a point in a girdle and half the time we're sharin' the same teeth! We hain't young, an' we hain't never gonna be ag'in! (Long pause.) But... what if we COULD be? Betty... some days... I swear... you're tryin' ta git me ta kill ya.

[Click to view comic: 'Canadian Harlem: "Kiss My Over-ripe Tomatas!"']
[Click to view comic: 'Canadian Harlem: "Pass The Corn Bread, Rosie."']
[Click to view comic: 'Canadian Harlem: "Proctor & Gamble Is Owned By Satanists!"']
[Click to view comic: 'Canadian Harlem: "Nothin' Says Lovin'..."']

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