Ah yes. It's been awhile.

Have you ever been deprived of internet, not to mention computer usage, for a month? I just was.

It was hell. Hell I tells ya.

But on the plus side, I now have ADSL. Lucky me. Aliens man, aliens.

So, how's by you?

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I havn't mastubated in 3 weeks.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I havn't masturbated in 3 minutes.

Congratulations to the both of you!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Slackers

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What's that?

I also stopped watching gay porn and started watching more wrestling. now I watch it 13 hours a day instead of 7.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Same thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Same thing.

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Actually, gay porn is real.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

I like midget porn.
My favorite is Itty-bitty bang bang!

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I like being spanked!