I'm really constipated.

No you're not. I see it coming out all over these forums.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No. That's just me lactating.

If you don't stop hoovering up bandwidth with this fighting, drivel and other insipid squitter, I'm going to hunt you down, kill you, and the only way they'll be able to prove that you were ever alive is by scraping your DNA out of a tree chipper.

Nothing personal.

Love,
bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Juh?

I think what he's tying to say is:

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY BEFORE HE THROWS YOU INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!

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Oh.

Hehe, and I thought it was bunnerabb's mating call or something. My mistake. :-)