Jesus H. Mooch by shirak23 10-04-02

Okay, I got our lunch! You wanted the Big Platter Combo with the Ranch dressing, right? Your half is... $4.35. Uhmm, I forgot, I don't have as much as I thought I did, and I need it for gas money. Can you cover me 'til Friday? Jesus... I heard that.

Dizzyville by shirak23 10-03-02

Uhmm.. Welcome to Starbuck's, can I help you sir? *GULP* This coffee sucks!! It tastes like last weeks tar pit! Well sir, uh, we'd be happy to give you a refund. Can I just eat you instead?

Once I can edit the Dizzyville I might have to change a certain swilly coffee shop name...