It is the harvest time. Pumpkins, corn, fall colors, chilly nights of snuggling by the stockades... This is almost my favorite time of year.

So bring it to life, people! Celebrate the harvest! Stick a cornucopia down boorite's shorts. Or do whatever else you can think of related to the harvest. Just so long as it makes me laugh or gives me wood. Hopefully both.

You have until Spring planting is done before I judge the entries. Or maybe I'll get around to it this weekend.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Trick or treat?+

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wierd.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Okay. Let's see if I'm read to judge this thing...

Day spent on harvest? Check! (apples and chestnuts)

Chocolate? Check!

Beer? Check, check and check (so far)

Vacuum warmed up? Check!

Entries? Well... check enough.

At least I laughed a couple times. Of particular note are Kaufman and dcomposed for some reason.

Kaufman - once again you punned your way into contention. Candy cornhole - good. There were many times I thought that would do it.

But the Harvest Hoes did me in. dcomp - you might want to consider making the next contest 2 weeks long. People seem to be busy right about now.

Now where are those other beers.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Thanks Spankling, I can't believe I beat all that compitition.
New contest up soon.

works for me. I wont be on much for the next 2 weeks anyway.

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Batman created by Bob Kane