This is my series.

I'm claiming this is my series because it is. I'm not claiming that it's funny, because I have no proof of that. I also got bored about halfway through so if there's no positive feedback, I probably won't bother continuing it.

Enjoy! Or else.

Boom Splat | by not_Scyess 10-08-02

screeee.... ...eeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SCREEEEEEEEE!!!! Dammit, he said the brakes would work on the sidewalk just as well as the street. *gurlge*

Boom Splat ][ by not_Scyess 10-08-02

Oh my God! What happened?! Did someone run over my daughter? Yeah, that was probably me. Sorry. Pig! Don't just stand there, go get some help! Sure, I'll just jump in the ol' car and go get some assistence. SCREEEEE!!!

Boom Splat ]|[ by not_Scyess 10-08-02

Oh no! My son! I guess I can kiss my low insurance rates goodbye. Don't worry, lady, I'll go for some help. I'm glad I went ahead and got that Volvo. Argh! You flattened Ed!

Boom Splat |V by not_Scyess 10-08-02

SCREEEEEEEEE!!!! Sorry! Oh, no! SCREEEEEEEEE!!!! My fault! Eeek! Christine! SCREEEEEEEEE!!!! Oops! My bad. My only daughter! Noo!!

Boom Splat V by not_Scyess 10-08-02

SCREEEEE!!!! Son, what the HELL do you think you're doing? Officier, officer, help! There are a bunch of little kids behind me who've been run over! Call for help! Hm. These little kids wouldn't happen to have been run over by YOU, would they? No. Maybe.

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Boom! Splat! V][ by not_Scyess 10-11-02

Mr. Hossenfeffer, how does your client plead to the 23 counts of vehicular assault? Your honor, he seems to be running a little late, I move for a continuance pending... Sorry I'm late your honor; I couldn't find a parking spot until I noticed the stairs of this building aren't steep and the doors are pretty wide, so... Is it safe to assume a plea of "guilty," then?

Boom! Splat! V]|[ by not_Scyess 10-11-02

Whadda ya in for? They claimed I ran over a bunch of kids. Bastards. I'm going to kill my lawyer when I get out of here. Actually, I think my court case was hurt slightly by the fact I ran over mine in court. Tough guy, huh? Perhaps you'd like to meet my pet knife, Raoul. You know, I THOUGHT it was wierd they gave this to me when I got in here.

Boom! Splat! |X by not_Scyess 10-11-02

Aha! I have disarmed you! Prepare to taste steel, fuck-o. Well, this looks like the end... unless... Nice move, kid. But where the HELL did you get a '95 Buick in our 9'x6' prison cell? I don't know. It's kinda my schtick.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002