Snipers, Beware! by Payne_To_The_Max 10-13-02

WOW! Police say that the snipers who have been killing all these people, were spotted driving a white van on Friday, while they shot 2 people! So? So that means, that the snipers will be caught soon! Not really. There are tons of white vans in the world. And they're probably just going to carjack another car, once they find out that a witness saw them driving in a white van. Alllll right. Looks like I'll have to hunt them down myself. You keep dreaming that Butch. Maybe you'll even be able to kill a sitting duck today. I mean, you almost had it yesterday!

Playing God by Payne_To_The_Max 10-13-02

So, you say you forgot your license. I'm afraid I did son. I am so sorry. Don't give me that suck-up shit, Father. You know you shouldn't drive without a license. Yes, I know Officer, but- Thank God... (Sniper) You're welcome!

The Sniper...Returns? by Payne_To_The_Max 10-13-02

Dum, de-dum, de-dum. What a beautiful day... Shit, he spotted me! What the hell? AHHHHH! HE GOT ME! AHHHHHH, THE SNIPER IS BACK! It's called Flagswipe: Paintball, you idiot.

Ding-Dong, the Snipers Are Dead! But Here Come Some More! by Payne_To_The_Max 10-13-02

So, Butch...I, uh, heard you killed the 2 snipers. What's that? I couldn't hear you. Speak up! *Sigh* YOU KILLED THE 2 SNIPERS!!!! Correct! But...didn't you say that I wouldn't be able to kill the snipers? Yes. I did say that. but what does it matter? You're a local hero now. Yes, I certainly a-

There's Actully People As Stupid As George W. Bush!?!?!?! by Payne_To_The_Max 10-13-02

George W. Bush wants to fight Iraq! How cool is that?! It's stupid. He believes that guns will solve the world's problems! Now we can all have guns, and kill each other! Like the snipers- It's retarded. -Which in conclusion, means he is the smartest man alive! ...Which in conclusion, means that you are as big an idiot as he is, for actully thinking that he is in the least bit smart.

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So, what do you guys think?

Aww...

Sorry I didn't comment earlier! I didn't see your comics before.

I didn't like them.

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