This probably isn't doing anything to disprove boo's theory:

- Then suddenly he remembered: he wasn't plastic man, and this hurt like hell.

- Bruce Willis may be Unbreakable, but Micky McNulty is Unchafeable.

- Hurt? Of course it hurts! Why do you think I'm doing it?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

- "Oh yeah, well if I had a girlfriend, I'd do this to her!"

- Introducing Kelvin, the gay autoerotic manboob fetishist.

- "Mine! These nipples are mine, you hear me? Mine! Muahahahahaaaa!"

- "Ack! A camera! Please don't photograph my nipples!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

How Bob ever got his dick limber enough to hold a camera we'll never know.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ron found that the pre-surgery exercises were the most difficult obstacle on the road to becoming "Rhonda".

Bert's attempts to save precious long distance minutes, frittered away while surfing for net.porn, proved to be less than acceptable after the photos were developed.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Bob revealed he was actually an alien and began to remove his latex human suit.

Photo taken 3 seconds before Bob passed out from the pain.

Bob was one of those kids who didn't really listen to warnings such as "Don't try this at home."

No matter what he did, Bob still couldn't get anyone to call him "Mr. Fantastic."

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What others say about boorite!

That's right, pretty boy! Now grease 'em and get ready for the love train facial.

Jack fantasizes about being a lesbian.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I was going to say something about LadyJ finally working up the nerve to deliver that boobscan, but I didn't wanna get cyber-slapped.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet