I like the new character set and tried a sitcom format, including commercial breaks. The problem is I suck. I need to borrow a cup of Obijo or something.

trouble in the suburbs by Spankling 10-27-02

What a day. Work sucks. My life is shit. But at least I'm home and I can relax. Our son raped me today and declared himself a man. I would have fought more but the motion was good. Your dinner is in the oven. Why doesn't she meet me at the door wrapped in suran wrap like mom used to? I wonder if little Bobby will do me again tonight if I wear my baking apron, some high heels and nothing else... Son... we need to talk. No freebies dad! You wanna know how to get mom hot you gotta pay just like everyone else.

trouble in the suburbs 2 by Spankling 10-27-02

Hello Julie. Mr. Gordon! What are you doing here? Do you need a sitter for Bobby again? No. It's just that they're is trouble at home. You see... Bobby... He... He banged Mrs. Gordon and now she doesn't want anything to do with you? What!?! Well... yeah. But how did you... Bobby is the bomb! The only reason I let you touch me after him is because you pay me. Speaking of which, do you wanna head out_to_your_car_now?

30 Second Spot I by Spankling 10-27-02

Honey, I'm home! And I brought home some new tastier Fuck! You wanna try some with me? No thanks, honey. I picked up some on my way home and I'm all full! Keep it for yourself! Got THAT right!

30 seconf spot II by Spankling 10-27-02

Mom, I got a problem... Ever since I went bouncing with Bobbie in his Chevy van my crotch itches and it hurts when I pee! Bobbie McSurdy? That black chevy down by the bowling alley? Yeah... You know him? Know him? I gave him that bug! But I just used New Improved Tide in a turkey baster to clean it out. Gosh Mom, I'm so lucky to have bonded with you! Yeah... Lucky. About that sleep-over next week. Why don't you invite that nice Stevey boy. He looks to be hung like a sea turtle.

trouble in the suburbs 3 by Spankling 10-27-02

Bobby tells me you've been blowing him while we paid you to babysit him over the past few years. Blow. Fuck. Whatever he wants. I'm pretty much putty in your son's hands Mrs. Gordon. How do I put this? Shoot me if I ever get that old. He sent me to learn that "Around the World" thing you do. 'K. It'll cost the same as for your husband - $6 an hour.

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And about time! The one-note humor is bad enough but can I stop typing with my nose?!?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

These new characters rock.

And so do these comics.

Spankling, I love you.