Hell's Nice This Time Of Year by shallowminded 10-29-02

Is homosexuality a sin, Jesus? Yes, my son. All ye who desire same shall perish in brimstone. Hm. Say, you look purty.

That's Gotta Hurt by shallowminded 10-28-02

Tonight, a homicidal battle to the death! The Demon takes on Butch, no holds barred! Look, do me a favor. I've got a big date and I...well, I need tonight off. You're kidding, right? Only on Pay-Per-View!

Amateur Night At The Happy Freud by shallowminded 10-29-02

Cereal. What's up with that? It's too sweet! Who'd eat candy for breakfast? Like Reese's Penis Butter Puffs... Oh, it's just like my dream!

Justify my existence.

Not too shabby. And you're right, some cereals are too sweet. That's just wrong.

Although not as wrong as the English and their fry-ups for breakfast. What's with that? Breakfast is supposed to be healthy, not a big plate of grease.

In Korea I hate steamed rice, fried vegetables, and kim chi for breakfast. Although I enjoyed it a hell of a lot more than I enjoyed any food in England.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002