I'm sub_m7's brother, Ulric.
We are both Austrians.
We make music and have a good time smoking the bud.
Johannes is actually a very gentle soul, a lover of fine cuisines and the Ode to Joy.
Once we smoked the bud behind his house and his dog got high from the fumes and he hallucinated that we were all having a big circle jerk and he started fucking Johannes in the asshole like a dolphin but thankfully with a smaller penis that's less prehensile.
Give Johannes back his accounts. We are both MASTER HACKERS and MASTERS OF YAHOO! and we will hack your computer and delete all your pornography you everloving homogynes.
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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.
