Rockin' Robin by boorite 11-05-02

He rocks in the treetops all day long, huffin' and puffin' and singin' his song All the little birdies on Jaybird Street love to hear the robin SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Light your lighters by boorite 11-05-02

But if I stay here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now... You're not free! You are in a CAGE! Now please SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHA-A-A-ANGE! (guitar solo)

Wider is better by boorite 11-05-02

Now everybody's heard about the bird. B-b-b-bird bird bird! Bird is the word! Don't you know about the bird? Everybody's heard that the bird is the word! B-b-b-bird-- For the love of God! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SURFIN BIRD! Brrrr-b-b-leow-walalala-ohwow-lalaow-bloaow-wlaolao-ow... ahhhhhhh. Pa pa pa oo ma mao mao pa pa oo mao ma mao! Pa pa pa oo ma mao mao pa pa oo mao ma mao!

Jonathan Livingston Grackle by boorite 11-05-02

Look at the way I glide. Caught on the wind's lazy tide. Sweetly how it sings! Rally each heart at the sight of your silver wings. Alright, that's IT! I have put up with your crappy singing until now, but Neil Diamond? That's going TOO FAR! And be sure to tip your waitress!

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MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And You May Follow by Namgubed 11-05-02

♫ Sister Bluebird, flying high above, shine your wings forward to the sun. ♫ ♫ Hide the mysteries of life on your way. ♫ ♫ Though you've seen them -- ♫ PLEASE DON'T SAY A WORD!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Gah, I know that song. I have the album. On vinyl.

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I wish I was you.

You wish you were anyone.

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You wish you were anyone.

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I wish I was an oscar myer weiner.

My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...

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