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TheBlairZip
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I just wanted to let you know that kaufman has invaded the world of video games. In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, there is a business called Kaufman Taxi Company. If you complete certain missions, you can buy the company. It's hard to complete these missions, though, without laughing your ass off every time you see a cab drive by with KAUFMAN written on it.

That is all.

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11-08-02 7:59am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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I want that game.
Can you really shoot people through windows, blow out their tires, and ride motorcycles??

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11-08-02 8:09am (new)
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TheBlairZip
Makes a Great Meal

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Woah, nelly...can you ever! You can snipe anyone no matter what vehicle they are in (even a helicopter), as well as shoot out tires (or have your tires shot out). You can do some insane jumps on the motorcycles, and you can also buy property around Vice City. I've already managed to complete all of the assassination contracts, attempt 100 missions, buy 6 properties (including a strip club and Kaufman Taxi, which help provide a regular income for you), own 2 helicopters, kill over 400 people, achieve a "Stuff of Legends" notorioty rating by having the National Guard called out on me over 5 times, established more steady income by threating business owners to pay "protection" money, helped a Brit punk band avoid a homicidal stalker, joined a biker gang, helped a Cuban gang thwart the Haitian drug runners in a territory war, robbed the bank holding the SWAT team's finances, took control of a weapons smuggling operation, as well as an ice cream business that is a front for another drug smuggling operation.

Even after all of that, the game stats say that I'm only at 40% complete.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

11-08-02 9:51am (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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...But you STILL can't signal to make at turn.

11-08-02 10:06am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Fsking awesome. Did they re-institute the gang like/dislike system??

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11-08-02 11:00am (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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I want that game.
Can you really shoot people through windows, blow out their tires, and ride motorcycles??

I want a game where you can ride a bicycle and...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

11-08-02 12:04pm (new)
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TheBlairZip
Makes a Great Meal

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...But you STILL can't signal to make at turn.

And your point is...?
No, but the characters keep doublecrossing each other, so you never really know who is on who's side.
...ah, yes. BMX XXX. That'll be a keeper, I'm sure. [/sarcasm]

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

11-08-02 12:21pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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What do you expect? I hacked into that program.

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11-08-02 1:11pm (new)
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TheBlairZip
Makes a Great Meal

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I KNEW IT!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

11-08-02 1:21pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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You did not.

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11-08-02 4:20pm (new)
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TheBlairZip
Makes a Great Meal

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True.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

11-08-02 5:07pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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Speaking of Kaufmans...

Okay, actually it's a Kauffman, but what's an extraneous f every now and then?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

11-09-02 3:47pm (new)
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cabal
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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So is anyone passing out cookies and milk to everyone that stays after?

11-13-02 4:04am (new)
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crickets
Junior Comic Technician

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**chirp chirp**

11-13-02 8:04am (new)
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