You're a moron.
Oh, wait, sorry. I am trying to break myself of that habit. What my MIND was saying was "You are very funny", but what my fingers said was "You're a moron".
I do that a lot. Like, when I go up to a girl, I mean to say "Hi, you're quite pretty. Care to have lunch?", but I actually say "Hi, you're quite pretty. Would you like to have my child?"
As you can see, there are problems in the translation from my mind to my communication extremedies.
Okay, actually, I change "lunch" to "dinner".
You fuckers honestly don't know what a HUGE differece that can make, even when it involves a girl you've known for a month.
I also think most women have this problem. What thier brain is saying ammounts to "No, you're ugly/creepy/boring/geeky", but what they actually say translates closer to "Sorry, I have a boyfriend, but that was really sweet of you, and if I weren't dating someone, I would gladly go out with you!"
Of course, she would not. This is assuming she's telling the partial truth.
I have yet to hear the "I am a lesbian" excuse. Though, I'm absolutely sure I turned one girl lesbian.
Boy, do I have power over women. Sorta like the power pepper spray has on muggers.
This is not a cry for help.
Sorry I vented.
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