Now prepare to face my wrath!

Time for a series... by Bazilla 11-09-02

It appears as if you haven't made a series for ages. I was going to, but I've been waiting for some new art. It appears that there's enough art to make a series 237 comics long. Do you want me to make a 237 comics long series? Not really. Very well then.

ERIC 1 by Bazilla 11-09-02

This is Bob, his hobbies are surfing, dating girls, and having wild nights. Actually, I prefer surfing the net, dating girls online, and going to Party Chat Rooms at night. And my name's Eric. I know that, and you know that, but I can't really make a series out of that can I? Oh but you can, you could tell tales of how I learn to break my virginity over the net, and then I hack computers so that they kill people. What's so cool about killer computers? DESTROY!

ERIC 2 by Bazilla 11-09-02

But even then, a Killer PC doesn't really make 237 episodes, does it? Well, no, but it could carry us a long way. DESTROY! No..wait...I've got the perfect replacement for the killer computer.. What? What better than a cornholing robot that hates you for some reason? CORNHOLE!

ERIC 3 by Bazilla 11-09-02

But Tobor has had his time in the spotlight. THAT IS MR. TOBOR TO YOU! Do you want me to make a series about you, and you only? Could you? Sorry Tobor, I tried.. TRY HARDER NEXT TIME YOU BITCH SON OF A WHORE!

ERIC 4 by Bazilla 11-09-02

And anyway, I thought everyone hates too much narration. True, but everyone hates me, so it balances out, if you get my meaning. Ah. What are you here for? Technical error.

You don't know whether I'm serious about a 237 part series or not, do you?

MWHAHAHHAHAHA.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

ERIC 5 by Bazilla 11-09-02

And are you really going to make a 237 part series with the same background and the same character.. Yeah....why shouldn't I? Well, what do I get in return for being in 237 comics of yours? You get a slice of cake every 5 comics! Where do I sign!?

ERIC 6 by Bazilla 11-09-02

Little does he know that he'll have to work #236 and #237 for free! As the narration dude, you don't have a thought bubble, therefore I can hear your every word. Yes.....about that...... Don't shoot!

ERIC 7 by Bazilla 11-09-02

Please don't erase me! You don't know how desperate I am! I need the cake! Listen, Tubby, I don't need this shit, if I wanted this shit I would go to the StripCreator Forums and post 100 new topics. Ok, ok, I'm sorry! That's better.

ERIC 8 by Bazilla 11-09-02

...... What's wrong? Oh nothing. No, tell me, I used to be a Satanic Bunny that helped people with there problems. It's just I'm already running out of ideas...

ERIC 9 by Bazilla 11-09-02

Well you've made 8 comics with one background. There's 68 backgrounds, so you've got more than enough things you could do. Do you really think I'm that sad to change the background just to help this series keep running? Are you...? Hell yes!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

ERIC 10 by Bazilla 11-09-02

So anyway, you used to be a Satanic Bunny? Kind of.... What do you mean "kind of?" It says here that every 5 comics, I have to have a slice of cake. ....Thank you.

ERIC 11 by Bazilla 11-09-02

So anyway...were you a cute looking Satanic Bunny, or a Sicko looking bunny? Depends... On...? On which Bunny provides the funniest looks for a Satanic Bunny Cute looking it is!

ERIC 12 by Bazilla 11-09-02

It's all coming back to me....I sure had some good memories of being a satanic bunny.. DIE! GO TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND PRAISE MY RULER! Hehehe! A cute little bunny! Can I keep him mum? Please!? Did I say good memories? I meant bad.

ERIC 13 by Bazilla 11-09-02

I have some better stories! Really? What are your thoughts on homosexual bulls? Is that a no?

ERIC 14 by Bazilla 11-09-02

That's it! What's what? The perfect series! A Satanic Bunny meets a Homosexual Bull. You're sacking me aren't you? For the moment....yes. Back to Lard Lad I go!

I'm going for the dry comedy approach...

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Damn, I wanted 237.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Dcomposed, you are going in for shock treatment, RIGHT NOW.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

yeah, well check out my profile.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What happened to the Bazilla who only made crap comics? You're an imposter, aren't you?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Shhhh. Inxay on the imposteray!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

ERIC 15 by Bazilla 11-10-02

GO TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND WORSHIP MY LEADER! Oh be nice! Actually I don't think that's going to work. So I've got my job back? ... YAY!

ERIC 16 by Bazilla 11-10-02

Wait a minute what are you doing!? Well, you weren't doing a lot so I started watching TV. What's on? The Olsen Twins. Cool. I love you Mary-Kate. I love you Ashley. *grope*

ERIC 17 by Bazilla 11-10-02

I'll be there for you. Cosyou're there for me toooooo. AHHHHHH! TURN IT OFF! Rachel! You're still pregnant and Roos still loves you! Ummm...

ERIC 18 by Bazilla 11-10-02

Sorry about that. What's happening? I'm not entirly sure. You can fix it though, right. How many Forumusers does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer better be one!

ERIC 19 by Bazilla 11-10-02

There we are. Very well, very well. 19 comics and you're already out of ideas aren't you? No, no, it's no that, I'm doing fine. So why the new background?

[Click to view comic: 'ERIC 20']

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

yay.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ERIC 21 by Bazilla 11-10-02

Ummmmm? Hi, I'm a mind reader, I'm going to be here for a while and make notes on your life. What kind of sad person would want to read my mind? Bazilla paid me. Ah.

ERIC 22 by Bazilla 11-10-02

She's pretty hot. Well, for a non-Star Wars character... Yeah, I always start off with giving my customers a full sense of security. KER-TRANS-FORM Deceptions? No, I control the business side behind mind reading.

ERIC 23 by Bazilla 11-10-02

I can't believe I momentarily fell in love with a guy. It's amazing what happens on the internet isn't it? Wait, do you mean, more people than you lie on the internet. No, that's the beauty of it, everyone's honest on the internet. It allows me to rake in money from telling people they can actually buy viagara on the net.

ERIC 24 by Bazilla 11-10-02

Can't you just transform into the hot chick again? Not really, it's a bit like Quantum Leap, I don't know what I'll be next time. Prove it. KER-TRANS-FORM

ERIC 25 by Bazilla 11-10-02

Hey dude, are you alright? Yeah, it may surprise you to know that visual gags don't hurt one bit. You're right, I didn't feel a thing!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.